Funny New Year’s resolutions

Funny New Year’s resolutions

The best New Year’s resolution: laugh more! So let’s start this year with some funny New Year’s resolutions:

  • I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible to conserve more water
  • I will try to figure out why I really need nine e-mail addresses
  • I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly….
  • I will stop sending e-mail and text messages and be on the phone with the same person at the same time
  • I will think of a password other than “password”
  • I will not tell the same story at every get together
  • I won’t worry so much
  • I will cut my hair or I will grow my hair
  • I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
  • I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses
  • I will try to drive closer to the speed limit
  • When I hear a funny joke I will not reply: “LOL… LOL!”
  • I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store
  • I will watch more TV. It’s very educational
  • I will work less and take it easy
  • I will take up some worthwhile new habit, like smoking – it helps keep tobacco workers in jobs
  • I will stop saying:” Ooh, that feels nice” whenever the security guys frisk me at airports
  • My New Year resolution is: 1024 by 968 pixels!
  • And I will learn what the hell “resolution” means.

Happy Funny New Year Everyone!

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